How this works

1Bidding opens at $1. Whole dollars only. Your name goes on the board the moment the payment clears, along with a photo, a one-line flex and your links if you want them.
2Bids stack. Your rank is your lifetime total, not your last payment, so you can climb in as many goes as you like. Paying again with the same email address adds to the same entry.
3Whoever holds the highest total is the richest and gets the whole top of the front page. Ties go to whoever got there first, so passing someone costs at least one dollar more than they have spent.
4The most anyone can send in a single payment is $999,999. Beyond that, the crown takes more than one go.

The small print

What am I actually buying?: A place on this leaderboard. Nothing is shipped, nothing is owed to you, and there is no prize at the end. That is the entire product, and it is the whole joke.
Can I change my name or photo later?: Yes. Edit your entry with the email address you paid with — we send a six-digit code, so there is no password to forget. Editing never changes your total.
Who can see my email address?: Nobody but us. It is how your payments find their way to the same entry and how you prove it is you later. Only the name, photo, flex and links you choose are public.
Can I get my money back?: Ask. Refunds are possible and we will use judgement, but the honest answer is that you paid to be on a list of people who paid to be on a list. A refund takes your money back off the board, and your rank with it.
What gets removed?: Anything hateful, anyone impersonating someone else, anything illegal, and photographs of people who did not agree to be here. Real people only — no companies, no brands, no bots.
Who takes the payment?: Stripe. Card details never touch this site.